Theirs is but a summer's song THE PARROT. A TRANSLATION FROM THE LATIN. In painted plumes superbly dress d. By many a billow toss'd, A present to his toast, As Poll can master it;: And make him quite a wit. “ Sweet Poll!” his doáting mistress cries, “ Sweet Poll!” the mimic bird replies ; And calls aloud for sack. She next instructs him in the kiss; "Tis now a little one like Miss, And now a hearty smack... At first he aims at what he hears ; Just catches at the sound; And stuns the neighbours round. He scolds, and gives the lie. Poor Poll is like to die! The language and the tone, And both in unison. We think them tedious creatures; And women are the teachers. a THE DIVERTING HISTORY OF JOHN GILPIN; SHOWING HOW HE WENT FARTHER THAN HE INTENDED, AND CAME SAFE HOME AGAIN. Of credit and renown, a John Gilpin's spouse said to her dear, Though wedded we have been These twice ten tedious years, yet we No holiday have seen. “ To-morrow is our wedding-day, And we will then repair All in a chaise and pair. On horseback after we. Of womankind but one, Therefore it shall be done. As all the world doth know, Will lend his horse to go.” And for that wine is dear, Which is both bright and clear.” O’erjoy'd was he to find, She had a frugal mind. But yet was not allow'd Should say that she was proud. Where they did all get in, To dash through thick and thin, Smack went the whip, round went the wheels, Were never folk so glad, As if Cheapside were mad. Seiz'd fast the flowing mane, But soon came down again; His journey to begin, Three customers come in. Although it griev'd him sore, Would trouble him much more. 'Twas long before the customers Were suited to their mind, “ The wine is left behind !” “ Good lack !” quoth he—“yet bring it me, My leathern belt likewise, When I do exercise." Had two stone bottles found, And keep it safe and sound. Each bottle had a curling ear, Through which the belt he drew, And hung a bottle on each side, To make his balance true. Equipp'd from top to toe, Now see him mounted once again Upon his nimble steed, With caution and good heed. Beneath his well-shod feet, Which gall'd him in his seat. But John he cried in vain : In spite of curb and rein. Who cannot sit upright, And eke with all his might. Had handled been before, Did wonder more and more. Away went hat and wig; Of running such a rig. Like streamer long and gay, At last it flew away. The bottles he had slung ; As hath been said or sung. Up flew the windows all ; And ev'ry soul cried out, “Well done!” As loud as he could bawl. |