galls his kibe.-How long hast thou been a gravemaker? 1 Clo. Of all the days i'the year, I came to't that day that our last king Hamlet overcame Fortinbras. Ham. How long's that since ? 1 Clo. Cannot you tell that? every fool can tell that: It was that very day that young Hamlet was born: he that is mad, and sent into England. Ham. Ay, marry, why was he sent into England? 1 Clo. Why, because he was mad: he shall recover his wits there; or, if he do not, 'tis no great matter there. Ham. Why? 1 Clo. 'Twill not be seen in him there; there the men are as mad as he. Ham. How came he mad? 1 Clo. Very strangely, they say. Ham. How strangely ? 1 Clo. 'Faith, e'en with losing his wits. Ham. Upon what ground? 1 Clo. Why, here in Denmark; I have been sexton here, man, and boy, thirty years. Ham. How long will a man lie i'the earth ere he rot? 1 Clo. 'Faith, if he be not rotten before he die, (as we have many pocky corses now-a-days, that will scarce hold the laying in,) he will last you some eight year, or nine year: a tanner will last you nine year. Ham. Why he more than another ? 1 Clo. Why, sir, his hide is so tanned with his trade, that he will keep out water a great while; and your water is a sore decayer of your whoreson dead body. Here's a scull now hath lain you i'the earth three-and-twenty years. Ham. Whose was it? 1 1 Clo. A whoreson mad fellow's it was; Whose do you think it was? Ham. Nay, I know not. 1 Clo. A pestilence on him for a mad rogue! he poured a flagon of Rhenish on my head once. This same scull, sir, was Yorick's scull, the king's jester. Ham. This? 1 Clo. E'en that. [Takes the Scull. Ham. Alas! poor Yorick!-1 knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rises at it. Here hung those lips, that I have kissed I know not how oft. Where be your gibes now? your gambols? your songs? your flashes of merriment, that were wont to set the table on a roar? Not one now, to mock your own grinning? quite chap-fallen? Now get you to my lady's chamber, and tell her, let her paint an inch thick, to this favour 4 she must come; make her laugh at that.-Pr'ythee, Horatio, tell me one thing. Hor. What's that, my lord ? Ham. Dost thou think, Alexander looked o'this fashion i'the earth? Hor. E'en so. Ham. And smelt so? pah! [Throws down the Scull. 4 Countenance, complexion. Hor. E'en so, my lord. Ham. To what base uses we may return, Horatio! Why may not imagination trace the noble dust of Alexander, till he find it stopping a bunghole? Hor. 'Twere to consider too curiously, to consider so. Ham. No, faith, not a jot; but to follow him thither with modesty enough, and likelihood to lead it: As thus; Alexander died, Alexander was buried, Alexander returneth to dust; the dust is earth; of earth we make loam: And why of that loam, whereto he was converted, might they not stop a beer-barrel? Imperious Cæsar, dead, and turn'd to clay, Might stop a hole to keep the wind away : O, that the earth, which kept the world in awe, Should patch a wall to expel the winter's flaw!6 But soft! but soft! aside: -Here comes the king. Enter Priests, &c. in Procession; the Corpse of OPHELIA, LAERTES, and Mourners following; King, Queen, their Trains, &c. The queen, the courtiers: Who is this they follow? And with such, maimed rites! This doth betoken, The corse, they follow, did with desperate hand Fordo its own life. 'Twas of some estate:9 Couch we a while, and mark. [Retiring with HORATIO. Laer. What ceremony else? 1 A very noble youth: Mark. That is Laertes, 5 Imperial. 6 Blast. • Undo, destroy. 7 Imperfect obsequies. • High rank. Lacr. What ceremony else? 1 Priest. Her obsequies have been as far enlarg'd As we have warranty: Her death was doubtful; And, but that great command o'ersways the order, She should in ground unsanctified have lodg'd Till the last trumpet; for charitable prayers, L - Shards, flints, and pebbles, should be thrown on her, 2 Yet here she is allow'd her virgin crants, - Her maiden strewments, and the bringing home Of bell and burial. Laer. Must there no more be done? 1 Priest. No more be done! We should profane the service of the dead, To sing a requiem, and such rest to her As to peace-parted souls. Lay her i'the earth ; And from her fair and unpolluted flesh, May violets spring !-I tell thee, churlish priest, A minist'ring angel shall my sister be, When thou liest howling. Ham. Queen. Sweets to the sweet: Farewell! What, the fair Ophelia ! [Scattering Flowers. I hop'd, thou should'st have been my Hamlet's wife; I thought, thy bride-bed to have deck'd, sweet maid, And not have strew'd thy grave. Laer. O, treble woe Fall ten times treble on that cursed head, Broken pots or tiles. 2 Garlands. 3 A mass for the dead. 1 Till I have caught her once more in mine arms : [Leaps into the Grave. Now pile your dust upon the quick 4 and dead; Ham. [Advancing.] What is he, whose grief Bears such an emphasis? whose phrase of sorrow Conjures the wand'ring stars, and makes them stand Like wonder-wounded hearers? this is I, I pr'ythee, take thy fingers from my throat; For, though I am not splenetive and rash, Yet have I in me something dangerous, Which let thy wisdom fear: Hold off thy hand. King. Pluck them asunder. Queen. All. Gentlemen,- Hamlet, Hamlet ! Good my lord, be quiet. [The Attendants part them, and they come out of the Grave. Ham. Why, I will fight with him upon this theme, Until my eyelids will no longer wag. Queen. O my son! what theme ? Ham. I lov'd Ophelia; forty thousand brothers Could not, with all their quantity of love Make up my sum.-What wilt thou do for her? King. O, he is mad, Laertes. 4 Living. |