I hope, sir, you are not in earnest,' said she.. Indeed, madam,' answered he, but I am in earnest, and resolved; and into the country you go to-morrow.'

But why into the country,' said she, Mr. James? Why will you be so barbarous to deny me the pleasures of the town?'

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Because you interfere with my pleasures,' cried James; which I have told you long ago I would not submit to. It is enough for fond couples to have these scenes together. I thought we had been upon a better footing, and had cared too little for each other to become mutual plagues. I thought you had been satisfied with the full liberty of doing what you pleased.'

So I am; I defy you to say I have ever given you any uneasiness.'

How!' cries he, have you not just now upbraided me with what you heard at the masquerade ?'

I own,' said she, to be insulted by such a creature to my face, stung me to the soul. I must have had no spirit to bear the insults of such an animal. Nay she spoke of you with equal contempt. Whoever she is, I promise you Mr. Booth is her favourite. But, indeed, she is unworthy any one's regard; for she behaved like an arrant dragoon.'

Hang her,' cries the colonel, 'I know nothing of her.'

Well, but, Mr. James-I am sure you will not send me into the country. Indeed, I will not go into the country.'

If you was a reasonable woman,' cries James, perhaps I should not desire it.-And on one consideration

Come, name your consideration,' said she.

Let me first experience your discernment,' said he.- Come, Molly, let me try your judgment,

Can you guess at any woman of your acquaintance that I like ?'

< Sure,' said she, it cannot be Mrs. Booth!' And why not Mrs. Booth ?' answered he. Is she not the finest woman in the world?'

In the first place,' cries Mrs. James, her eyes are too large; and she hath a look with them that 'I don't know how to describe; but I know I don't like it. Then her eyebrows are too large; therefore, indeed, she doth all in her power to remedy this with her pincers; for if it was not for those, her eyebrows would be preposterous. Then her nose, as well proportioned as it is, has a visible scar on one side.-Her neck likewise is too protuberant for the genteel size, especially as she laces herself; for no woman, in my opinion, can be genteel who is not entirely flat before. And lastly, she is both too short and 'too tall.-Well you may laugh, Mr. James, I know what I mean, though I cannot well express it, I mean, that she is too tall for a pretty woman, and too short for a fine woman.There is such a thing as a kind of insipid medium-a kind of something that is neither one thing or another. I know not how to express ' it more clearly; but when I say such a one is a pretty woman, a pretty thing, a pretty creature, you know very well I mean a little woman; and when I say such a one is a very fine woman, a very fine person of a woman, to be sure I must ፡ mean a tall woman. Now a woman that is between both, is certainly neither the one nor the • other.'

'Well, I own,' said he, you have explained yourself with great dexterity; but, with all these imperfections, I cannot help liking her.'

That you need not tell me, Mr. James,' answered the lady; for that I knew before you desired me to invite her to your house. And nevertheless, did not I, like an obedient wife, comply with your desires? did I make any objection to the party you proposed for the masquerade, though I knew very well your motive? what can the best of wives do more? to procure you success, is not in my power; and, if I may give you my opinion, I believe you never will succeed with her.'

Is her virtue so very impregnable?' said he, with

a sneer.

'Her virtue,' answered Mrs. James, hath the best guard in the world, which is a most violent love for her husband.'

All pretence and affectation,' cries the colonel. It is impossible she should have so little taste, or, indeed, so little delicacy, as to like such a • fellow.'

Nay, I do not much like him myself,' said she. He is not indeed at all such a sort of man as I * should like; but I thought he had been generally allowed to be handsome.'

He handsome!' cries James. What, with a nose like the proboscis of an elephant, with the shoulders of a porter, and the legs of a chairman ? The fellow had not in the least the look of a gentleman; and one would rather think he had followed a plough than the camp all his life.'

Nay, now I protest,' said she, I think you do him injustice. He is genteel enough, in my opinion. It is true, indeed, he is not quite of the most delicate make; but whatever he is, I am 6 convinced she thinks him the finest man in the • world.'

I cannot believe it,' answered he, peevishlyBut will you invite her to dinner here to-mor

'row?'

With all my heart, and as often as you please,"

answered she. But I have some favours to ask

of you. First, I must hear no more of going out of town till I please.'

• Very well,' cries he.

In the next place,' said she, I must have two hundred guineas within these two or three days.* 'Well, I agree to that too,' answered he. I

And when I do go out of town, I go to Tunbridge-I insist upon that; and from Tunbridge I go to Bath-positively to Bath. And I pro'mise you faithfully I will do all in my power to carry Mrs. Booth with. me.'

On that condition,' answered he, I promise you, you shall go wherever you please. And to • shew you, I will even prevent your wishes by my 'generosity, as soon as I receive the five thousand pounds, which I am going to take up on one of my estates, you shall have two hundred more.'

She thanked him with a low curtesy; and he was in such good humour that he offered to kiss her. To this kiss she coldly turned her cheekand then flirting her fan, said Mr. James,

there is one thing I forgot to mention to you• I think you intended to get a commission in some regiment abroad, for this young man.-Now, if you would take my advice, I know this will not oblige his wife; and, besides, I am positive she resolves to go with him.-But if you can provide for him in some regiment at home, I know she will dearly love you for it; and when he is ordered to quarters, she will be left behind-and Yorkshire or Scotland, I think, is as good a distance as either of the Indies.'

Well, I will do what I can,' answered James; but I cannot ask any thing yet; for I got two places of a hundred a year each for two of my footmen, within this fortnight.'

At this instant, a violent knock at the door signified the arrival of their company; upon which,

both husband and wife put on their best looks to receive their guests; and, from their behaviour to each other during the rest of the day, a stranger might have concluded he had been in company with the fondest couple in the universe.

BEFORE

CHAP. II.

Matters Political.

we return to Booth, we will relate a scene in which Dr. Harrison was concerned.

This good man, while in the country, happened to be in the neighbourhood of a nobleman of his acquaintance, and whom he knew to have very considerable interest with the ministers at that time.

The doctor, who was very well known to this nobleman, took this opportunity of paying him a visit, in order to recommend poor Booth to his favour. Nor did he much doubt of his success, the favour he was to ask being a very small one, and to which he thought the service of Booth gave him so just a title.

The doctor's name soon gained him an admission to the presence of this great man, who, indeed, received him with much courtesy and politeness; not so much perhaps from any particular regard to the sacred function, nor from any respect to the doctor's personal merit, as from some considerations which the reader will perhaps guess anon. After many

ceremonials, and some previous discourse on different subjects, the doctor opened the business, and told the great man, that he was come to him to solicit a favour for a young gentleman who had been an officer in the army, and was now on half